Story Pile: Are Columbos A Bastards?
Is Columbo, a cop?
And is that copness, itself, inherently transferring the property of being A Bastard?
And how does this apply to the narrative of the media that depicts notorious Short King and Actually Definitely A Police Detective Columbo?
Let us briefly examine the phrase All Cops Are Bastards and its cousin phrases No Really, All Cops and the subsequent phrase Even Whatever Dumb Bastard Cop You’re Related To.
