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  1. YEAH GET HIM!

    *Vending machine dispenses PLASMA COLA from across the map, directly into a Muton Elite’s head*

    … Less than you’d think, really.

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    1. Kazeno is already a vending machine, in that she sits in one spot and dispenses DEATH at your convenience.

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  2. Locke saves a Cola machine who later has a bird nurse her back to health. Um..

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