Thought Exercise
Replace a female character in a videogame with a very important vending machine. How much of the story has to change?
Replace a female character in a videogame with a very important vending machine. How much of the story has to change?
YEAH GET HIM!
*Vending machine dispenses PLASMA COLA from across the map, directly into a Muton Elite’s head*
… Less than you’d think, really.
Kazeno is already a vending machine, in that she sits in one spot and dispenses DEATH at your convenience.
Locke saves a Cola machine who later has a bird nurse her back to health. Um..