Don’t worry. You’re still free to harangue people using ‘literally’ in the way of the second definition, but only if it’s funny.
I refuse to accept that as a definition. I just refuse. It’s never going to be okay to say “My head literally exploded.” because we HAVE WORDS FOR USE IN THOSE SITUATIONS. Your head did not literally explode, it didn’t, it’s never going to be okay to say these things just because.
glsnglsgowndgosndglwngd penguin down, PENGUIN DOWN.
Just think. For every ‘donmai’ and ‘kay’, we get one of these.
I don’t know about you, but decimate not only meaning, “destroy 1/10th of something”? I’m peachy with that.