Gorgeous Joe

I don’t suppose you remember this, but during the 2009 Winter Olympics, a mentally challenged man infatuated with Joe Biden successfully evaded security in the Olympics stadium sufficient enough to get within twelve steps of the Vice President. He was intercepted by two plainclothes female mounties who picked him out of the crowd as seeming ‘a bit odd,’ spoke to him him, and captured him when he attempted to run.

Good Thing: Layered security did its job. Guy got apprehended and nothing bad came of it.
Bad Thing: He got past MOST of the security with a picture of a security pass he printed off the internet and laminated at Kinko’s.

Bonus Weird Thing: In three days time all I’m going to remember is my own elaborate fantasy of what plainclothes female mounties look like. And it’s hot.

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