Drabble: Pre-Interview Chatter With Professor Dawkins

“Ah, Professor Dawkins,”

“Good morning, ah – I can’t remember your name-”

“It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m just one in a line, after all!”

“Still-”

“So Professor Dawkins, you do plenty of interviews, what would you like to…?”

“This recent Texas business.”

“Oh! Yes, Ahmed, I can see the relation-”

“Yes, I’ve things to say.”

“Ah, about the anti-science nature of the teachers?”

“No, no-”

“The way that the education system is broken if they’re so unfamiliar with circuitry they assume-”

“Oh goodness no.”

“What, then?”

“I want to be thoroughly clear that I’m not very impressed with this child’s work.”