Story Pile: De RigeurMortis
Hey, it’s my birthday.
What’s something I can do that’s really worth it for this day? What self-aggrandising thing can I put out there that you’ll feel obligated to check out? What have I held off on sharing up until this moment…?
Imagine the sound of knuckles popping as lips draw up near a mic and a voice says, low, and slightly menacing, as Paul McDemortt prepping to launch the punchline of a truly vile joke in the livest of Doug Anthony Allstars shows, I guess that it’s time.
A content warning for this article is I’m going to use the word ‘cunt’ a few times, which I don’t normally do? Sorry!